ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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