I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
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i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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