I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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