the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
