also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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