no, he came in my armpit
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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