Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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