We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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