I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
