I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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