Duck Duck Cougar?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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