i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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