That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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