Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
My vagina is very pro this idea
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
