I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize