whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
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He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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