Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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