whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I think your dad took our porno
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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