so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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