apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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