So drunk, too bad you don't want this
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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