What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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