living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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