I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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