so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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