You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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