I'm lost and stupid without you.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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