She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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