found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
her vagine was all disorganized.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
