Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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