what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
