can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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