I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Randomize