My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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