There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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