Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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