If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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