so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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