Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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