69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
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Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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