I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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