Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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