I feel great
I just peed on a car
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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