Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just want to make out with him forever
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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