On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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