Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Randomize
