But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm like, not good at living.
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