Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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