You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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