Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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