Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Randomize
