oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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