you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
this boner is exhausting
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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