the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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